Charles and Camilla Please Stay Home

Prince Charles and his wife Camilla have announced that they are planning a tour of the US in November. His Royal Highness Prince Gardener and spouse are not visiting our areas of destruction left in the wake of hurricanes Katrina and Rita, nor are they planning a visit to our military bases to show their support of our troops who are dying at a much faster pace then their own. Instead, they are visiting New York and San Franscisco, with a lunch planned with the President somewhere in between.

If nobody else will say it, I will. Please stay home your Royal pains. We are a little busy right now, if you haven't noticed. Also, we are somewhat short of funds to be paying for additional bodyguards while you take in the sights of the cities.

To cater to someone with the potential to make a huge impact on world events, but who is so painfully silent when it comes to exerting himself to strengthen ties between our countries, is a royal mistake.