Flirting is Free at Wal-Mart

I have always been one of those people who hated being followed by a salesman. Wal-Mart was the place to shop in peace - until now... Being followed by a salesman is one thing, but making the mistake of shopping Wal-Mart on a "date night" and being followed by someone sizing you up for dating material is ludicrious. Could it be coming to a store near you soon? Let's hope not.

I guess they will have to add this at the return counter:

Potential Mate Satisfaction Policy - No guarantees/no returns.