Wednesday, September 27, 2006

The Apologetic Litany

We're sorry. So very sorry...

It's becoming a litany for Christian's. We infidels are constantly being reminded of our place in life. For all we do to make amends (regardless of the merit), it never seems to be enough. With this in mind and getting in the spirit of things, it's time to bring about a true apology to those that we offend.

Perhaps the "Apologetic Litany" will soon be on every Christian's lips.

The Apologetic Litany


We're sorry. So very sorry...

For making you share the world with us.
For giving you the idea that our beliefs are as important to us, as yours is to you.
For not keeping our opinions to ourselves and let you dominate us with yours.
For not working harder to enrich your lives, by enslaving ourselves to your wishes.
For looking different from you in our dress and mannerisms.
For suspecting you harbor grudges.
For not realizing to what extent you will react when crossed.
For not prostrating ourselves in fear.

For all of this, we are very sorry ...
that we ever attempted to apologize in the first place.

(Apologizing is a waste of time. Especially, when it will never be accepted by those who are screaming for one. Better to be silent and considered insolent, than surrender to such foolishness).

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posted by Is It Just Me? at 3:32 PM